I’m a big fan of Terry Crews, I find him hilarious on several levels.  These Old Spice ads are really funny, and if you haven’t seen them before, prepare to laugh your face off.  They used Crews at his best!

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I’m absolutely sold on this show –

At first I thought, O.K. this is just a rip off of Gladiator & 300 … but yeah, those happen to be two of my favorite movies of all-time, so if Spartacus has any resemblance to it, then I’m bound to love it!  And after two episodes, I did.  Well, I do!  And I proceeded to spend an entire day catching up to it.  I’m 10 episodes deep now (11 aired) and there’s only 13 total for this first season.

Your first thought upon laying your eyes upon this show, soft-core porn and gore.  Yes, it is over the top at times, but that’s why we love it, right?  Plus, the story thickens with each episode, and there are well placed twists and turns around every corner.  This is a “dude” show, but the women love it too, so feel free to make it a night.

I don’t want to reveal too much detail about the show if you haven’t watched it, but I’ll end with this.  Watch it!

I know I haven’t posted anything in what seems for ages, but – “this shit right here …”

Anyway, as my girlfriend Izelle & I were browsing the streets of San Francisco, killing time until it came time for us to make our event for the evening, we stumbled into a Walgreens on Polk St.  We eventually hit the magazine stand, and there it was, the latest issue of Esquire Mag with Tina Fey on the cover.  I think she’s kind of hot, very.

Now everyone loves Tina Fey, and if you don’t, what’s wrong with you?  But what made this particular issue of Esquire so interesting was not only Fey, but the “Sexiest Woman Alive Madness” spread inside!  I couldn’t find a picture of the actual bracket, but it looks exactly like the NCAA March Madness brackets, but replace the teams with hot women –

Anyway, voting is done online, so here’s the link – http://www.esquire.com/women/the-sexiest-woman-alive/bracket-tournament/?click=pp

It’s split into four categories to resemble four regions (clever).  I must say, there are a few WTF’s … but it’s all in good fun.  Enjoy!

So TBS is constantly airing “I Think I Love My Wife” starring Chris Rock, and of course … Ms. Kerry Washington.  All I can say is this, she is one fine woman.  I believe if you were to look up the definition of the word “vixen” in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Kerry Washington.  No words needed.

Of course, I proceeded to do just that, and was highly disappointed when I found no picture 😦

Anyway, if you haven’t seen “I Think I Love My Wife” yet, please watch it … and prepare to be sexified.

Even in lullaby form this song is hard.  Enjoy.

So ABDC Season 5 has returned to the standard we were all used to when it originally began airing a few years back.  But, I am completely baffled with how the judges critiqued Poreotix last Thursday.  Now one of two things is happening here.  One, they may be coming down hard on them simply because they are the odds on favorite to win it this season, and if they don’t create some sort of drama, they may lose their viewers.  Or two, they are completely retarded and love to contradict themselves in front of a national audience which confirms their lack of credibility.  They said that Poreotix lacked versatility in their performance because there were too many “robotic” moves, yet that is their specialty … then they go and praise Division 1A Jump Rope Competition wannabes Saltare for being a one-trick-pony who don’t even really dance …

Now, this particular season seems to have a solid cast of contenders, mainly Jungle Boogie, Royal Flush, and of course Poreotix, but without Poreotix, I don’t watch.  I think I stand for a lot of people here too.  They have a Jabbawockeez feel to them.

Anyway, this was their last performance.  Check it out!

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Nike really knows how to crank out epic commercials that really get you juiced!  This one’s called the Human Chain

It’s pretty damn inspiring

Photo courtesy of Yahoo

Last night I got to watch the Golden State Warriors absolutely rip the Kings a new you know what, while in the comforts of a luxury suite, and I thought to myself

Why watch a game any other way?

But this is not about me, it’s about our boy CJ Watson, who dropped 40 big ones last night!  We stayed at the game to the last second, despite the game being decided at the half, and stood cheering as we watched CJ, stuck on 38, finally hit a tough driving lay-up in the final seconds to give him 40.

The Warriors fans are truly the best –

Today’s classical music jam is brought to you via Hall & Oates

For the longest time, I thought these guys were black until I saw the video recently!  Anyway, my girlfriend loves this song, so this is for her!

Hope you have a fantastic day bacon!  Try to get through it –

You know you watch a lot of sports, when you can compile a list of your favorite SportsCenter anchors.  Being that I am a complete junkie, I have done exactly that.  Without further adieu, here are my favorites –

  1. Scott Van Pelt
  2. Kenny Mayne
  3. Neil Everett
  4. Trey Wingo
  5. Steve Levy

One thing to note, Kenny Mayne used to be top dog in my opinion, but you just don’t see enough of him on SportsCenter anymore 😦

Favorite Sideline Reporter:  Erin Andrews (Can anyone get a hold of her “tape”)

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